The Ballad of Tom Jones (Sx Dub 'Scratchin Cuckoo' Mix)

Tommy - What did I do wrong? Cerys - Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo Tommy - Am I really all that bad? Cerys - You're worse than Hannibal Lector, Charlie Manson, Freddie Kruger Tommy - Why are we still together? Cerys - Oh I can't leave you till you're dead Tommy - You mean "Till death do us part"? Cerys - I mean like cyanide, strangulation, or an axe through your head Tommy - It was luscky for us I turned the radio on Cerys - They say that music soothes the savage beast Tommy - There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red Cerys - The two of us would surely have ended up dead TOGETHER You stopped us from killing eachother (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know but you saved our lives (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) Cerys - I've never thrown my knickers at you! Tommy - And I don't come from Wales! Tommy - Still haven't solved our problems Cerys - You mean we hate eachother's guts Tommy - Still wanna poison your pizza Cerys - And I still wanna cut off your nuts Tommy - I phoned the marriage guidance Cerys - I tied the phoneline round your neck Tommy - I'm sick of all this hatred Cerys - Oh that'll be the arsenic making you sick Tommy - You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff Cerys - As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on Tommy - You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes TOGETHER - It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits TOGETHER You stopped us from killing eachother (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know but you saved our lives (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) Cerys - I've never thrown my knickers at you! Tommy - And I don't come from Wales! Cerys - And now our war is over Tommy - Ive lost the urge to break your neck Cerys - I owe my life to "What's New Pussy Cat?" Tommy - Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead Cerys - Oh I used to call you satan Tommy - And you were Cruelle De Ville Cerys - But now you call me your Delilah Tommy - And I am not your Lucifer Cerys - And I am just a pussy cat Tommy - But just a word of warning now Cerys - Just in case we ever get tired of his voice Tommy - I know the mafia, Godzilla, king kong Cerys - And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song! TOGETHER You stopped us from killing eachother (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know but you saved our lives (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) Cerys - I've never thrown my knickers at you! Tommy - And I don't come from Wales! TOGETHER You stopped us from killing eachother (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know but you saved our lives (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) Cerys - I've never thrown my knickers at you! Tommy - And I don't come from Wales!