Mr. Z

Excuse me can you help me straighten out my head? I gotta new friend by the name of Mr. Z (Well, what's wrong with that don't you like what you see?) Hmm, if I had a choice, yo, I'd rather be me See he's kinda not like a kinda average kinda guy Kinda say what, make ya kinda say why Did you see that, what he did to his cat? It's all big and fat and now it wears caps Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life With a house on the corner for his kids and wife Works all day, trying' to make ends meet Just the same as everybody does, down his street Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore Yo, you gotta sit back, relax while I hit you with a tale Of a guy who would try but he's always gonna fail M I S T E R Z, he doesn't realize That it wasn't really meant to be Him up at the top, he never wanna stop The fool, up in the pool doin' a big belly flop Now even sunbathing, he could never get it right 'Cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life With a house on the corner for his kids and wife Works all day, trying' to make ends meet Just the same as everybody does, down his street Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life With a house on the corner for his kids and wife Works all day, trying' to make ends meet Just the same as everybody does, down his street Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life With a house on the corner for his kids and wife Works all day, trying' to make ends meet Just the same as everybody does, down his street Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore