Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Nancy Opel
Vocals
Urinetown Ensemble
Vocals
Urinetown Musicians
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mark Hollmann
Vocal Arranger
Greg Kotis
Lyrics
Bruce Coughlin
Orchestrator
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jay David Saks
Producer
Ken Hahn
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
Bobby!
Bobby, reason with the woman
I'm a little short this morning
He's my Pa, Ms. Pennywise
Can't he come in for free? Just this once?
Get your head out of the clouds, Bobby Strong
No one gets in for free
Every morning you all come here
And every morning some of you got reasons why ya ain't gonna pay
And I'm here to tell ya, ya is gonna pay!
In the name of God, Penny
What difference could it make?
What difference?!
"Times are hard"
"Our cash is tight"
"You've got no right"
I've heard it all before
Just this once
Is once too much
Cause once they've once-d
They'll want to once once more
I run the only toilet
In this part of town, you see
So, if you've got to go
You've got to go through me
It's a privilege to pee
Water's worth its weight
In gold these days
No more bathrooms
Like in olden days
You come here and pay a fee
For the privilege to pee
Twenty years we've had the drought
And our reservoirs have all dried up
I take my baths now in a coffee cup
I boil what's left of it for tea
And it's a privilege to pee
The politicians in their wisdom saw
That there should be a law
The politicians taxed the toilets
And made illegal
Public urination and defecation
So, come and give your coins to me
Write your name here in the record book
The authorities will want to look
If you've been regular with me
If you've paid the proper fee
For the privilege to pee
But Ms. Pennywise-
I said no buts, Bobby
You're a sweet looking boy
And I likes to keep you around
But this main ain't comin' in without payin'
Not this time!
I can't wait much longer, Bobby
There's no tellin' what I might do!
You think you've got some kind of right? (Kind of right, kind of right!)
You think you'll come in here and go for free? (Snag a freebie!)
The only thing you'll get is "no" for free! (Negatory!)
I'm a business gal, you see (business gal you see!)
I sell the privilege to pee! (It's a privilege to pee)
The good Lord made us so we'd piss each day
Until we piss away
The good Lord made sure
That what goes in men
Must soon come out again
So you're no different then
From lowly me
But, Ms. Pennywise-
That's enough, Bobby
And I think I'll charge you twice
(No need to jeopardize your position)
Or better yet, have you arrested
(I'm through with all this, you see)
Since you prefer the law gets tested
(Scrapin' cash three times a day)
And in Urinetown you'll see
(Crazy with the nitrates half the time)
Why it's dumb to fight with me
It's no way to live, I tells ya
No way to live
For the privilege to pee!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
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