So Sue Me

Don't ever love a lawyer They're a dangerous breed He'll make you execute your duties For the period agreed He'll say that he loves you exclusively He'll say that he loves you with respect to Clause B He'll subpoena coladas and then waive his fees He'll take me to dinner with the justice of the peace He'll play me soft music that is practiced at the bar He's got a custom number plate on his car It just says sue me, sue me, so sue me Sue me, sue me, sue me, so sue me, sue me, sue me sue It's hard for lawyers to talk of love With no reference to the terms above He'd like to sweep me off my feet When he's checked his public liability My obligations are clearly defined From the brand of the chocolate to the blend of the wine Which parts of the poodle are his and are mine Oops! Did I forget to sign So sue me, sue me, so sue me Sue me, sue me, sue me, so sue me, sue me, sue me sue All reasonable efforts will be made to have fun And on days we agree we will eat sticky buns I'll take you to court with my own QC If you ever neglect to put the bins out for me We'll take in a movie, when that deadline is due I'll be spontaneous with written notice from you Oh and when we get married, I'll say I do Subject to clause 13 point 2 point 2 Hereinafter, notwithstanding, I guess that we're through Unless you sue me, sue me, so sue me Sue me, sue me, sue me, so sue me, sue me, sue me sue