I Gave Her the Ring (She Gave Me the Finger)

I've never been a Country Cassanova. I always get my heart broke right in half. Of the girls I've ever had, all my luck been them's been bad. I'm just happy I can still look back and laugh. The first girl that I loved was good for nuthing.the only thing she did was make me cry. I don't know if I ever will forget her. but you can bet that I'm sure gonna try! ' Cuz I gave her the ring and she gave me the finger.it must've been something I said! And old memories are just starting to linger.just rambling around in my head! The second girl I loved was out for money.I used to call her money-hungry Marge. When she found out I was poor. she just headed for the door. But not before she stole my Master Card! Last girl could've been on "Charlie's Angels"...she even had that California Smile. Although she had a Farrah Fawcet hairdo. I found she had the brains of Gomer Pyle! *Recorded in 1979 featuring John Hartford.