Such a Groovy Guy

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses In the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm a such an awesome sight It makes me wanna kneel down and pray I'm so adorable and charming I'm sure that you can see And everyone's always trying To hang around with me They tell me I'm the greatest And it's hard to disagree 'Cause I'm so perfect in every way And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it And I'm so handsome honey, I could just die I know you'll never be as wonderful as me But at least you can try 'Cause I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy Baby, are you in the mood For a little romance? Well, for starters, I can pour Some chocolate pudding down your pants And then attach electrodes To your brain and watch you dance Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun? Oh, and then I might decide To tie you up with dental floss I'll make you wear a harness And I'll show you who's the boss Of course, if you refuse Well honey, it's your loss I mean, I don't do this with just anyone So baby, how can you say it's all over? So how can you tell me goodbye? So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good And all I wanna know is why? I mean, after all I'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy I mean you could do worse! I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) I'm such a groovy guy Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy I'm such a groovy guy Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy I'm such a groovy guy Such a groovy guy, woo!