The Trouble With Public Places

(Laughing) God.Who's that guy over there? I don't know. That's my drink! Watch out where you're going! I know the trouble with the public places I've seen too many of those unfamiliar faces Drink and yell and push around I just came here to see this band Oh no don't talk to me Cuz you're way too stoned And you're way too drunk Just give me a house Give me a room Give me a private party or two Give me a beat I can dance to And I'll go away The bands they start at 9 So we got there right at 10 o' clock But oh no their van broke down They're in Portland now But they're all lost Oh, we came to see you We can't recieve you If you can't make your time slot Oh no this guy is talking to me It's almost 1 o' clock Give me a house Give me a room Give me a private party or two Give me a beat I can dance to And I'll go away Now is the time to liberate All good things come to those who wait And see the hot new band I hear the buzz is good on them But I can hardly stand another set Much less an hour of this yuppy head Should I go home, go to bed But then I won't see the band And I'll never know I'll never know I'll never know I'll never know I'll never And I know the trouble with the public places I've seen too many of these unfamiliar faces Drink and yell and push around I just came here to see this band Oh no this guy is talking to me It's almost 2 o' clock Give me a house Give me a room Give me a private party or two Give me a beat I can dance to And I'll go away I'll go away