The Germans At the Spa

Chambermaids, everybody! To the front! Come on Clear the decks Be alert We'll clear the decks, we'll be alert Fix your tie, fix your skirt We'll fix our tie And skirt Be prepared to change a foreign Coin Deutschmarks Francs, Kroner Pfennigs Shillings You all know what to do We all know what to do They're on their way, you know who They're on their way, we know who Eins, zwei, drei Vier, funf, sechs Sieben, acht, neun The Germans at the spa, the Germans at the spa They'll soon be arriving here to spend A lost weekend in Shangri-La The Germans at the spa descend from German mounts They've come to take the waters with the daughters of Italian counts How we love to have the Germans at the spa Carefully avoiding any slight faux pas For the Germans at the spa For the Germans at the spa For the Germans alles must be perfect The Germans are coming The Germans are coming Roll out the wienerscnitz, roll out the wienerscnitz They'll soon be arriving, the spa will be thriving They'll come, they'll sit, they'll schvitz They'll come, they'll sit, they'll schvitz Be sure there's lots of German music playing Und was du tust in meinem brust O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle Geliebter, und so weiter Go mow the lawns I'll mow the lawns Go cool the beer I'll cool the beer Go shell the prawns I'll shell the prawns I think they're here They're here Ve're here, ve're here The Germans at the spa, the Germans at the spa We just got in a minute ago, 'cause Germany is filled with snow Together now hurrah for the Germans at the spa Of anything they could have chosen Why do they wear lederhosen? How ve love to spielen at our favorite spa Carefully avoiding all the French bourgeois For the Germans at the spa, for the Germans at the spa For the Germans alles must be German The Germans are laughing, ve're all photographing Ve click the hasselblad, ve click the Hasselblad Und jetzt ve're unpacking If nothing is lacking Ve take a promenade, ve take a promenade And vot's that lovely music I hear playing? Und was do tust in meinem brust O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle Geliebter, und so weiter Just vunce a year I can romance Beneath the dance of an Italian Apricot moon Und vunce a year I can be more than Just another tycoon Too soon this all shall pass The Germans at the spa Are eating halevah And closing a deal for oil with A noted Middle Eastern shah Ve excercise by day At night romantic play I'm dancing with Isolde. When I Hold 'er everything's okay How we love to see the Germans at the spa How ve love to be the Germans at the spa For the Germans at the spa, for the Germans at the spa For the Germans Italy is heaven Just vunce a year (The Germans are coming) We have the chance to find romance (The Germans are coming) Beneath the dance Of an Italian apricot moon (Pull out the weinerschnitz) Und vunce a year ve can be absolutely free (Pull out the weinerschnitzel) As if ve're floating like a helium balloon (They'll come, they'll sit, they'll schvitz, they'll come, they'll sit, they'll schvitz) Be sure there's lots of German music playing How we love to have the Germans at the Spa! Spa! Spa! Spa!