Johnny Bond
Miscellaneous
Divorce Me COD
Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
You thought you little romance was on the strict QT
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
I won't be around to hear you cry
I'm Texas bound and by and by
You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
Well there's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue
You'll find that you can't pay your bills with a little old IOU
That dynamite you're messing with may be TNT
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
No need to fall, down on your knees
Cause I know all my ABC's
Ain't no college professor, ain't got no PHD
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
