Tetris With Lyrics (Gameboy - A-type)

Shapes made of four colored blocks Like a T or a box Come down like falling bricks You can place them in rows But everybody knows that they made this game for chicks (Hey!) Mom just loves to flip and stack (flip and stack!) Grandma says "This shit is like crack!" (Well, it is!) This is the game girls deserve There is no learning curve Which makes it great for noobs (great for noobs!) It will fill you with glee Especially if you have a vag and boobs (Hey!) Your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too) Call me sexist; bitch it's still true! (Just kidding about the bitch part) Deep in the girl's dainty brain There's a spot near a vein (Right here) Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot) Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks And they start to sing like this (Sing!) La la la la, la la la We love Tetris, la la la la Here is a trick I have learned To avoid getting burned When you piss off your chick (I'm so mad!) If you sing this on key Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!) La la la la (I'm still mad!) la la la (Is that the Tetris song?) La la la la (I love Tetris!) la la la la (I'm happy now!) Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip) If you love it You prob'ly have a uterus!