Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-dee If you are wise, you will listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at, getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-da If you're not greedy, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-dee If you are wise, you will listen to me What do you get when your manners are bad? Why are you rude to your mother and dad? What do you gain, driving people insane? I should've thought the answer's plain You don't gain anything Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-da Given good manners, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-dee If you are wise, you will listen to me Who do you blame when a kid is a brat Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat? What can you say when a kid is a curse? The parents are usually ten times worse Or haven't you noticed? Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-da If you're not spoiled, then you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo I've got a final puzzle for you Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-dee If you are wise, you will listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-da Do as I say, and you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-di-doo Doom-pa-di-doo Doom-pa-di-doo Doom-pa-di-doo Doom-pa-di-doo