The Buick

I tried to see what in my life could be so wrong I figured it out - all I need is a car to be so strong So here I sit on the hood of a Buick I feel real cool and the chicks all dig it Things are going to change and I think it's happening now Mama said, "Oh dear baby don't leave me" But I'm a redneck adventurous pitch forked pup from the farm And now I cruise on the high road to China Got girls lined up way back to Ohio Slicked back hair with pomade that just won't stop Ahd he said, "Ahh shucks!" I figured it out all wrong I wrecked that car on the night of my very first prom Betty Lou got out and walked, in short, she was gone So here I sit on this heap of a Buick Best girl gone, oh I just knew it Things are going to change and I think it's happening now And he said, "Ahh shucks!" I figured it out all wrong The only thing that really matters now - If you ain't got a car - stay far!