Friends With Tractors

I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane He said he had rich and famous friends, yeah he liked droppin' names I said, "Well, howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors" They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town I'll live out in the country happily ever after I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors Come Friday night we hit the woods, go boggin' in our trucks It's just about a guarantee some good old boy gets stuck Where I come from, you can bet your butt a mudhole ain't a factor I'll sink mine to the floorboards' 'cause I got friends with tractors And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowing speeders down When they pass through from out of town I'll live out in the country happily ever after I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors I've been to fancy five-star restaurants and I left there barely filled They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread That gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker But I'll stay fat and happy 'cause I got friends with tractors And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town We'll live out in the country happily ever after I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors Yeah, I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors Yee-haw Yeah man, talkin' about Internationals John Deeres, Massey Fergusons Whatever you got, we don't discriminate Front end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers Need 'em, gotta have 'em I believe I do know one actor Is Larry the cable guy an actor? Oh well, he's got a tractor