Fistfight At the Wafflehouse

Six foot two and a mouth full of chew And a trucker hat that said john Deere He was dousing his eggs in ketchup Smelling like whiskey and beer In came a five foot red head And threw hot coffee in his face He went down with her on his back And they began clearing the place Fistfight at the waffle house Don't try to hide from an angry green eyed spouse You're in the only places that's open past 3am Don't try to play her for a fool She was first in her class at Cosmetology school After four long months of marriage You would think they might figure it out But it was just like their senior prom night Fistfightin' at the Waffle house He covered up his face rolled up in a ball like an armadillo on the dirty floor She had her knee on his gullet and yanking on his mullet They have been in this position before With a coffee cup in one hand She rolled him underneath the booth She swung it back and I can hear it crack And she chipped his last good tooth Fistfight at the Waffle house Don't try to hide from an angry teenage spouse. She left the engine running and the baby sleeping out in the car She was crying when she laid into him Mascara running down her ache ridden Cystal Meth skin You can smell the lice medication in her hair The curse words flying from her mouth It was just like her wedding night Firstfightin' at the Waffle House She was quick as a cat She did it so many times You would think her hands woulda got sore When we thought it would end She started hitting him again And telling him what it was for This is for the time you got drunk on wine and wrecked our new used car This is for the time you hocked my wedding ring to get some ones for the titty bar And this is for making me live in shack with four pit bulls and your drunken brother Tom And this is for the time you drink a bottle of Jack And started kissing on my mom Fistfight at the Waffle house She bit his Lenard Skynard tattoo and he passed out Then she hopped into her nova and drove it away! Her torn halter top was ling on the floor He picked it up and staggered out that door Climbed up on his tractor and followed her home just as meek as a mouse But they'll be back next Saturday Night Fistfight at the Waffle house Fistfight at the Waffle house Fistfight at the Waffle house Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah