Whiskey, women and loaded dice!
I'm gonna tell you a story
About miss Annie Laurie
Thought she was the prettiest gal in town
She began to call me honey
I began to spend my money
Walked right in a juke joint and sat down
I put a nickel in the vendor
I said "hey mister bartender,
Bring us up another round or two"
Then we started dancing
I said "How about romancing?"
Well honky tonkin' was all she cared to do
Well I must confess
Well I must confess
Boys you better take my advice
Whiskey and women and loaded dice
Will get you in a mess
Will get you in a mess
She said "You want some action?
I'll give you satisfaction,
There's a dice game in a room behind the bar"
Then she said "My Honey,
Let me have some money"
But my money didn't go very far
Well I woke up a moaning
The jailman said "Good morning"
Boy that girl done took me for a ride
Now I ain't got no honey
And she done took my money
The judges gave me sixty days inside
Well I must confess
Well I must confess
Boys you better take my advice
Whiskey and women and loaded dice
Will get you in a mess
Will get you in a mess
