Has Anybody Seen My Dongle?

Now ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain There's a question I've been meaning to raise It's a somewhat delicate matter I must be careful how this is phrased I whipped something out of my trousers just before Now you might not have seen a thing But I'm in a spot of bother now Which is why I have to sing... Has anybody seen my dongle? Had anybody seen my stick? Oh there's nowhere to hide it Let me describe it It's not that long And it's not that thick I'd forget my head If it weren't screwed on That's why I wrote this song I'll tell you where it's not In the USB slot Has anybody seen my dong-le? I whipped it out for the girls in the office last week They just couldn't believe their eyes They said it looked grand as I held it in my hand And they were very impressed by it's size But then they all frowned as I went and put it down I'm so upset I think I might sob I asked the lads in IT if they'd look out for it for me But the beggar said I'd have to log a job I feel powerless without it I just want to shout it And that's why I have to sing again Oh has anybody seen my dongle? Has anybody seen my stick? Oh there's nowhere to hide it Let me describe it It's not that long And it's not that thick I'd forget my head If it weren't screwed on That's why I wrote this song I'll tell you where it's not In the USB slot Has anybody seen my dong-le?