A Ferguson Tractor

Do ya remember the little grey Ferguson tractor, Johnny? They were a great little yoke, you'll start and I'll join in Oh, I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today, that great big ugly brute Well, they brought me home to Fennagh in the county of Carlow And the first man to drive me was Mickey's uncle Joe He put on his top coat and he jumped upon me sate Pulled back on the throttle and he flew out through the gate Oh, I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today, that great big ugly brute All the auld lads started laughing and jeering now you see They said that auld black jackass was far better now than me But the jackass he is long since dead his bones has turned to dust Here am I freshly painted, would nare a speck of rust Oh, I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today, that great big ugly brute Oh, where have all the years gone by, I'm parked here in the shed Poor auld uncle Joe is inside crippled in the bed But every September until the man is dead He'll grab his little walking aid and he'll head up for the shed Oh, I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today, that great big ugly brute He'll check me oil and water he'll shine and polish me Then he'll bring me down to Fennagh for everyone to see They'll put him sitting on me sate, he looks so very proud As he drives me through the steam rally to the cheering of the crowd Oh, I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today, that great big ugly brute Not like the tractor of today, that great big ugly brute