School Song

My Mummy says I'm a miracle! My Daddy says I'm his special little guy! I am a Princess And I am a Prince Mum says I'm an angel Mum says I'm an angel Mum says I'm an angel So you think you're able (A-ble) To survive this mess by being a Prince or a Princess (B-ing) You will soon see (C) There's no escaping tragedy (trage-D) And even (E-ven) If you put in heaps of effort (F-ort) You're just wasting energy (ener-G) 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history (H-ent) I, have suffered in this jail (I and J-l) I've been trapped inside this cage for ages (K-ge) This living 'ell (L) But if I try I can remember (rem-M-ber) Back before my life had ended (N-ded) Before my happy days were over (O-ver) Before I first heard the pealing of the bell (P-ling) Like you I was curious (Q-rious) So innocent I asked a thousand questions (R-sked) But unless you want to suffer listen up (unl-S) And I will teach you, a thing or two (T-ch) You listen here, my dear (U) You'll be punished so severely (se-Vre-ly) If you step out of line, and if you cry, it will be double, you should stay out of trouble (W) And remember to be extremely careful (X-tremely) Why? (Y) Why? Did you hear what he said? Just you wait for Phys-ed (Phy-Z) What's Phys-ed? Physical Education! My Mummy says I'm a miracle! My Daddy said I would be the teacher's pet! School is really fun, according to my mum Dad said I would learn the alphabet The alphabet!? You better learn to listen kid! So you think you're able (A-ble) To survive this mess by being a Prince or a Princess (B-ing) You will soon see (C) There's no escaping tragedy (trage-D) And even (E-ven) If you put in heaps of effort (F-ort) You're just wasting energy (ener-G) 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history (H-ent) I, have suffered in this jail (I and J-l) I've been trapped inside this cage for ages (K-ge) This living 'ell (L) But if I try I can remember (rem-M-ber) Back before my life had ended (N-ded) Before my happy days were over (O-ver) Before I first heard the pealing of the bell (P-ling) Like you I was curious (Q-rious) So innocent I asked a thousand questions (R-sked) But unless you want to suffer listen up (unl-S) And I will teach you, a thing or two (T-ch) You listen here, my dear (U) You'll be punished so severely (se-Vre-ly) If you step out of line, and if you cry, it will be double, you should stay out of trouble (W) And remember to be extremely careful (X-tremely) Why? (Y) Why? (Why?) Did you hear what he said? Just you wait for Phys-ed Just you wait for Phys-ed A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y Just you wait for Phys-ed!