You have some lovely children
And a lovely wife
You have a healthy bank account
And had a healthy life
But you knew the day was coming
It was always meant to be
Your doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
As everyone can see
Your number's up
It's time to take one for the team
It's right there on the schedule-
A colonoscopy
There is some preparation
That you should know about
You have to drink this fluid
That will surely clean you out
They'll take a certain instrument
To look around inside
In honesty I'll tell you
It can be a bumpy ride
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
To help prevent disease
Stay close to a bathroom
And careful when you sneeze
You can't get away from
Colonoscopy!
It's not a lot of pleasure
It's not a lot of fun
But now you're turning 40
So you know it must be done
It's not an ordinary, typical exam
You lie down on the table and then-
Thank you ma'am!
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
I'm sure you will agree
Never underestimate
How thorough they will be
It's time to take your medicine
Colonoscopy!
