Horse Outside

This is the final disco I wanna touch you I want you to know I'm saying, oh, oh So in love with you It's not in key What do you mean, evolve? I'm at Amanda's weddin, in a church on Thomas Street I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid, and she lookin' back at me And when the service ends I'd ask her if she wants a lift Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, maybe we could shift She says, "Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him And Darren Gibney said he'd bring me in his Subaru So what the suck would make you think I'd wanna go with you?" I said, "F- your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside F- your Subaru, I have a horse outside And f- your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside She said, "I don't believe ye" I said, "It's f- true I swapped him for a bag of jokes in 1992 I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space And if you try to clamp my horse, he'll kick you in the face" "I don't pay no tax, no NCT You'll arrive in style if you ride with me" And the boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys I look the suckers up and down and give them one of these I said, "F- your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside "F- your Subaru, I've a horse outside And f- your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside" Giddy up now baby, bless my soul I rode the sucker round a field, back since he was a foal He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg He looks like Billy Piper after half a bag of jokes And the boys are lookin' jealous, as I lead yer wan away And just before I close the door, I look at her and say "Would you be my girl?", and she says, "I will of course If you grab me by the ponytail and peg me like a horse" Ya F- your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside F- your Subaru, I have a horse outside And f- your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin for a ride, I've a horse outside Giddy up now baby Giddy up now baby Giddy up Giddy up Giddy up, would ye come back now baby Giddy up Giddy up Giddy up now baby, ya Taking it both too far You wanna know, so loud I'm gonna take you out to Mullingar