Stand Up, Sit Down, Shut Your Mouth

Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth Write your name on the blackboard one hundred times When you get through you can walk the line Flyin' them airplanes all around the room Jumping' in the halls like a bunch of baboons Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth Well I come in from school and my head's in a spin Little Willy Thomas been at it again Throwin' them spitballs, hit me in the eye Woo, good golly gooseberry pie Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth Well, old school teacher's got it in for me Makin' my school days misery Just when I think it's time for the school to let out Teacher stands up and begins to shout Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth Well, Little Willy does it but I catch the flame Guess the teacher's got it in for my name I march to the desk and I try to explain But all the teacher says is "you out to be ashamed" Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth Well some of these days I'm gonna graduate Anytime soon won't be too late Then I can go to college and here's what I'll do Study real hard and be a schoolteacher too Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth Well, old school teacher's got it in for me Makin' my school days misery Just when I think it's time for the school to let out Teacher stands up and begins to shout Stand up, sit down, shut your mouth