The Prom Queen

He's putting on his make up It's the top of the line Making sure they'll never see it When he cries Because every day Is the end of his life When he's eighteen He'll leave town His only friends are girls But never date him And every guy he knows They all degrade him And every time he tries They'll never recognize That the green brings out his eyes Show 'em you're bored Get on that train Close your eyes Never look back again Show 'em you're bored Get on that train Close your eyes Never look back again Only two months left Until he gets out of hell Counting seconds Until he hears that final bell While all the other girls Are shopping for the prom He's at home with his lips on Then Stefani asks, "Will you go with me" "To the dance? I know you will eclipse me" At the end of the day, he even said okay Only if he can wear the tiara Show 'em you're bored Get on that train Close your eyes Never look back again Show 'em you're bored Get on that train Close your eyes Never look back again He's the prom queen And it's no disguise He's the prom queen And it's no disguise He's the prom queen Show 'em you're bored Get on that train Close your eyes Never look back again Show 'em you're bored Get on that train Close your eyes Never look back again He's the prom queen And it's no disguise