Oh What a Night

My clothes and all my makeup smeared I'm looking crazy Got numbers on my hand I'm such a freaking lady My mouth is dry I'm feeling kinda grimmy 'Cause I got this sign open to remind me Oh what a night, oh what a night Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime And I got myself too drunk to drive Oh what a night I left my car parked at the club Woke up in the morning can't find my truck I barely made it home alive Oh what a night My rommie says I bought the club a round on my tab And I was so far gone she had to call me a cab But I won't let nobody tell me nothing 'Cause all in all I had that party rocking Oh what a night, oh what a night Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime And I got myself too drunk to drive Oh what a night I left my car parked at the club Woke up in the morning can't find my truck I barely made it home alive Oh what a night Well maybe I was trippin' Just a little who am I? Kidding, hanging with the boys too long And I quit sipping Look at me buying bottles It's for my team I don't do it for the models shit I still remember hanging at the bar Hoping I could get a drink or two From a player or a star And now I got my money in the ballas I'll take your number but I'll probably never call you 'cause Baby, I'm a lil' bit buzzed And right now you look good in this club But it could be a whole 'nother side When they turn on the light, They turn on the light Oh what a night, oh what a night Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime Done got myself too drunk to drive Oh what a night I left my car parked at the club Woke up in the morning can't find my truck I barely made it home alive Oh what a night Oh what a night, oh what a night Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime Done got myself too drunk to drive Oh what a night I left my car parked at the club Woke up in the morning can't find my truck I barely made it home alive Oh what a night I hate to be a quitter, But I'm thinking 'bout my liver And the liquour that I give it Is gonna kill me even quicker And I'm already a natural disaster Don't need nothing to be taking me no faster, yeah I really gotta go and see my pastor What a night