Looking at your mouse and seeing the bright light
First breath of the day your screen says "Hi!"
First wank of the day, your mum takes a look
Desperate Housewife turned blind; she wanted an Einstein
Dickhead geek, your mind is as fake as Wolverine
It's true you're maybe part of web communities
But except on movies, you'll never taste realities
You are what we call a super-user-wanker
Dick in hand like the gun of Walker Texas Ranger
Your kinds of drugs are not sold on the streets
As they are on free access in just two freaking clicks
You're playing, you're dying
You find your fix in gaming
You're watching, you're dying
Smile on your face when mouse clicking
You're playing, you're dying
You're like druggies when networking
Push on reality button
And find life beyond the screen
Level 1: Trying to beat the final freak at WoW, lighting up your first fag ever, that's the smoke you blow
Level 2: Still on your laptop, 3rd wank of the day, random tweets tell to take crack today
Level 3: You will never be free again, you're addicted man, you've lost all your friends
Level 4: You think next level gets so close but the game is over since you're damn overdosed
