Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun

You don't need a steed to be a cowboy, No You're not a hero just by galloping off in the sun What you really need to be a cowboy, Fearless, keeping bandits tremblin' on the run Is a Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun! See me standing guard up at my window I'll protect my neighborhood so outlaws are always outgunned And I'll bombard them from that window Show those weasels How the Wild west was won BANG BANG With a Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun 'Cause Randy could be kidnapped by a pack of goons Our house might be invaded by raccoons A tiger could escape the zoo and try to rip Miss Shields in two But she would be okay I swoop in and save the day And the girls would sigh and say, "Oh, Ralphie!" When you're big and brave like me, no bully can ever make fun And kids are crying, "Cowboy Ralphie!" While my old man's shouting, "That boy, he's my son" With a Red Ryder carbine action BB gun But it's almost nearly getting close to counting down The clock is set Don't know how Don't know who But all I know's I gotta get a Red Ryder Carbine Stock with a compass Red Ryder Carbine action BB Gun