Cool Is a Rule

I stand accused for lookin' bored From the first to the very last chord Why don't I look like I'm havin' fun And rock out like a real wild one Cool is a rule Cool is a rule When I'm on stage I'm nobody's fool Cool is a rule Cool is a rule When I sit on my stool Cool is a rule I know you'd love to see me dance Jump around and rip my pants I need to flash a great bid smile Put on a show go crazy and wild Cool is a rule Cool is a rule When I'm on stage I'm nobody's fool Cool is a rule Cool is a rule When I sit on my stool Cool is a rule Solo I'd love to be all you desire But I don't set pianos on fire I hear you screamin' Come on! Come on! Shall I do the split 'n' jump 'n' run? Cool is a rule Cool is a rule When I'm on stage I'm nobody's fool Cool is a rule Cool is a rule When I sit on my stool Cool is a rule