Stonehenge

My life is so successful I've got everything a man could ever need Got a 1000 dollar haircut And I even have a talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy but instead There's a question I can't get out of my head What's the meaning of Stonehenge? It's killing me that no one knows Why it was built 5000 years ago Why did they build the Stonehenge? How could they raise the stones so high Completely without the technology we have today? When I make my jalapeños Calamari and prosciutto I'm the king My wife applauds me in the kitchen When I tell her all I bought is from the local store And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone She gives me a smile Then she plays with my balls But all I think of is Stonehenge I think about it when I dream The biggest henge that I have ever seen What's the purpose of Stonehenge? A giant granite birthday cake Or a prison far too easy to escape? Stonehenge, Stonehenge Lots of stones in a row They were 25 tons each stone, my friend But amazingly they got them all down in the sand And they moved it (Stonehenge) And they dragged it (Stonehenge) And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales What's the deal with Stonehenge? Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal You should have left a tiny hint When you made this fucking labyrinth of stone (Who the) Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? Two stone age-guys wondering what to do Who just said, "Dude, let's build a henge or two" I would give anything to know about the Stonehenge Yeah, I would give all I have to give Would you give them your car? Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car What car do you drive? Drive a Civic, drive a Civic, drive a Civic A car you can trust Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge What henge is that again? It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge God, it is the greatest henge of all What's the meaning of Stonehenge?