Well there's a million people across the land
But trying to meet them gets out of hand
So i'll put my info up on the 'net
To see what kinda friends i can get
I figure - it's worth it
Self-photo - a sure fit
Poke or wink - that's flirting
Check me out - go surfing
And now i'm out there, feeling right
Let's see who gets in touch tonight
Yeah it seemed like time for a strategy change
Set me stats and set my range
Pull out the bad, amplify the good
Perfection's arrived, as it should
Now two strangers - conversing
No chance to rehearse it
Long goodbye - i'm cursing
No call back - it's hurting
And that's it, over and done
Thought this was meant to be fun
Said you're different in person
You're different in person
I'm different in person
I'm different in person
