Oh My God

Ahh! Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this It's just- I just- Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this Yo, let me tell you somethin' Once again, this crap keeps happenin' Feelin' like I took four shots to the abdomen 'Cause every time I think I came across some divine luck Reality reminds me how much life sucks So here I am again, screamin' like a whiny brat 'Cause I had the nerve to think someone could like me back What arrogance, what presumption Either that or some intense malfunction That keeps buildin' these hopes up, with my insane heart With each new endeavor, I think this is where the change starts And this time will be an exception to my track record But maybe I should have hired a fact checker To tell me, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, need I remind you? You thought the same thing every other time, too!" And when I go through this, the pain within me rages To the point where all I can say is... Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this It's just- I just- Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this Yo I mean, what am I missin'? What do I have to do? Because I know things won't get better after you It's gonna be a different situation to make me go for the illusion But then it ends in the same conclusion And when love rolls over me like a vicious tank I feel just like the victim of a malicious prank 'Cause at first your emotions give you an implicit trust But then, when that expectation gets crushed It's so embarrassing, you think "How could I fall for it?" And trust in your own feelings gets distorted But in a practical joke where someone else is the prankster It's your own emotions that drove you to such anger That sprang from fact that you feel like a buffoon From blowin' up your own hopes like a balloon And when I go through this, the pain within me rages To the point where all I can say is... Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this It's just- I just- Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this Ugh I'm so sick of goin' through this No matter what fate chooses, I'm the one who loses It's the same old music See, what you did was confuse a nice guy for a eunuch And you know who this goes out to The ones who can't seem to notice when someone cares about you Why do you give the best of yourselves to the worst of us? Is a guy bein' a complete jerk a plus? 'Cause I heard the fuss, and you should know that it's difficult To change a man who's attraction to you is only physical And it's pitiful, to give something special to someone worthless Why do I meet so many girls who make this their purpose? When will you see that this path will always lead to rejection? But I guess I could ask myself the same question I mean, we're both on a similar mission Chasin' after something that has never come to fruition And heartbreak is heartbreak, I get it, but here's what's different She had someone nice to fall back on, and I didn't And that's how it always ends Because I'm just a really good friend... Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this It's just- I just- Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this Oh my God