Cracking Them Things

Uncle Tom downtown has got a peanut stand Women all are crazy to see the peanut man To get to cracking them things, oh, to cracking them things Said they really break the record When you come to cracking them things He sold some peanuts and he sold some pecans Women all bought them to crack the whole night long About cracking them things, oh, you cracking them things Said they really break the record When you come to cracking them things Uncle Tom has got a cracker where he lives You can crack them things and they cracking them still Lord they cracking them things, oh, they cracking them things Said they really break the record When you come to cracking them things The women went to the doctor, the doctor said "Cracking them things is going to kill you dead" They gonna crack them things, they gonna crack them things Said they really break the record When you come to cracking them things "Oh, step on it" Women tell the doctor "Ain't gonna tell you no lie" "Cracking them things kill us, won't you let us die" We gonna crack them things, we gonna crack them things Said they really break the record When you come to cracking them things Said the men these days is getting funny in mind They don't love you and let you take your time And go and crack them things, oh, go to cracking them things Said they really break the record When you come to cracking them things Says old Aunt Sue lived uptown Cracking them things has done carried her down She's still cracking them things, oh, cracking them things Said she really break the record When you come to cracking them things Uncle Tom has got a stand way down in town You know it's going to close him down About cracking them things, oh, cracking them things Said they really break the record When you come to cracking them things