We bought them auld burgers in the town yesterday
We brought them home and had them for the tea
There was six in the pack and the wife eat them all
Since then the auld crater hasn't been well at all
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
Around 12 O Clock, we both went up to bed
She said them auld burgers are gone to me head
She said "Ye Know Johnny" I'll have to get more
She jumped out of bed, and she ran out the door
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
She ran down the street in her knickers and bra
The young lad said daddy what's wrong with me ma
She ran down the street she was in her bare feet
Be them burgers are full of horse meat
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
The priest had the runs and the doctor as well
The Guard in the Squad car was driving like hell
The wife full of horse meat was first past the post
Says the man in the shop "She Likes Burgers And Bones"
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
She's been horsing around, horsing around
Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town
