Security Joan

Well, I guess I needed a miracle If I was gonna make my flight I had to get to gate C13 And it was still way out of sight Something in my carry-on bag Tipped off the x-ray machine 'Cause then an angel straight from Heaven Asked me to step behind that screen And when I felt the wand sweep over me You know I never felt so clean Girl, you won't find my name on your list (no name on your list) Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan I hung out at the Starbucks 'Til just around boardin' time Then I strolled on back to the checkpoint Just one thing on my mind She flashed that crooked smile and said "Well, I believe you missed your flight" I said, "There's been a minor change of plan And I'll be stayin' for one more night" I could tell from the way she looked at me Everything was gonna be all right Well, girl, you won't find my name on your list (no name on your list) Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan, search me now Girl, you won't find my name on your list (no name on your list) Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan, hey, now No name on your list (honey, you know I ain't no terrorist) Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan