Variety Is the Spice of Life

Well variety is the spice of life Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool? I can't resist to try something new Well the judge said guilty in the first degree I said can I help it if I take all the publicity All these pretty women, with nothing to do C'mon and help me try to find something new You gotta try everything once You better take out some insurance You gotta try everything once You better build up your endurance Well variety is the spice of life Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool? I can't resist to try something new You got a full house babe, I got four of a kind I'm watching six different televisions all at one time You know I love you baby, sad but it's true You gotta try everything once You better take out some insurance You gotta try everything once You better build up your endurance Well variety is the spice of life Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool? I can't resist to try something new