Saint Nick knee jerked hot coals and kept his money
Plan B fell through and I stonewalled the warning
Prospects got scarce I was crossing my fingers
Raffle ticket junkies and gamblers
It's a dark cloud
Full of cop cars
Raining stun guns
And king cobras
It's a nightmare
Full of search lights
Black eyes
And one sided fights
Dirty laundry panic button yes I through a hissy fit
Boomeranged I hit the breaks patched it up and cooled my jets
Stale mate in the basement sour monkey and his bones
Suspicions in the oven but they hijacked the stove
It's a dark cloud
Full of cop cars
Raining stun guns
And king cobras
It's a nightmare
Full of search lights
Black eyes
And one sided fights
Moonlight vulture's two week notice and I'm scared to dip my toes
There's piranhas in the water creeping up the flag pole
Reindeer had a pow wow and I've been feeling small
But I ain't no second fiddle to that ego wrecking ball
It's a dark cloud
Full of cop cars
Raining stun guns
And king cobras
It's a nightmare
Full of search lights
Black eyes
And one sided fights
