Tee Pees 1-12

Well, you took me to the movies You took me to the dance You took me to your warehouse Tied up in the back of your van You said, "Whip it out" and I started to shout "I'm in love with the woman again" Well, you took me to your office We went to meet your folks We went out to the garden shed Where I took off all my clothes And I was terrified by the look in your eyes But there's a lot 'bout love that I don't know Well, you took me to the ceremony To sweat out all my fear I came across the cosmic serpent With hands woven into his hair If he's my spirit guide, I'm gonna stay inside I'm never sleeping in a tee-pee again No, no No-no-no-no-no Well, you asked me where I came from In the middle of 'round ten I thanked you for the compliment Before you clarified what you meant You said, "What the hell are you doing here? There's a prowler in my apartment!" Trout fishing in America made me go and buy a pole But by the time I got around to reading the book I was a celebrated deep-sea pro Was drinking greyhounds way below the ground On my very own TV show Well, we went to get some work done So our faces finally matched The doctor took one look at me And took a skin graft out of my ass If this is what it takes to take you on a date I'm gonna put my member behind glass If I make it out alive of Hollywood and Vine I'll build a cabin up in the Northwest No, no No-no-no-no-no