Ivan Meets G.I. Joe

So you're on the floor, at fifty-four Think you can last, at the palace Does your body go, to the to and fro Tonight's the night, or didn't you know That Ivan meets G. I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe He tried his tricks, that ruskie bear The United Nations said it's all fair He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague He could not win, with a cossacks spin The Vostok bomb, the Stalin strike He tried every move, he tried to hitch hike He drilled a hole, like a Russian star He made every move, in his repertoire When Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G I. Joe It's G.I. Joe's, turn to blow He turned it on, cool and slow He tried a payphone call, to the Pentagon A radar scan, a Leviathan He wiped the earth, clean as a plate What does it take, to make a ruskie break? But the crowd are bored, and off they go Over the road, to watch China go Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe