The Ninjas

I woke up this morning and everything was different Something was strange in the air I woke up this morning and everything was different I knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser Behind the bed, but nothing could be found There was nothing left behind them, Nowhere that I could find them No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground The ninjas are deadly and silent They're also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please And sometimes they vacation in Ireland The ninjas are deadly and silent They're also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please And if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling