Nuclear Device (The Wizard of Aus)

First and last man walk this earth But only a few survive I'm the wizard of aus And I've got it all planned For my first nuclear device I don't really care about which way you vote 'Cos my gerrymander works out fine I sell desert stretches like a big rubber glove To Japan for a nuclear device Nuclear device Nuclear device Nuclear device If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states I'd buy the country at an incredible rate Brisbane men stay at home at night 'Cos I outlawed all of the vice (outlawed all of the vice) I'm the wizard of aus And I've rolled the streets Dreaming of a nuclear device (nuclear device) If I could get lucky I'd go out on my own And sell Australia the rice (rest of aus' their rice) Nuclear device Nuclear device Nuclear device If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states I'd buy the country at an incredible rate If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states I'd buy the country at an incredible rate If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states I'd buy the country at an incredible rate at an incredible rate at an incredible rate at an incredible rate at an incredible rate at an incredible rate at an incredible rate at an incredible rate at an incredible rate Way down under Australia (Australia) Very different from over here (Australia) Getting rid of Abo's one by one (Australia) Buy cheap land for uranium (Australia) It reminds me of Sweden (Australia) All the animals look so strange (Australia) All victims of a testing range (Australia) Of a testing range (Australia) Of a testing range (Australia) Of a testing range (Australia) Of a testing range (Australia) Of a testing range (Australia)