The Double Bubble Duchess

What kind of music do you love? Pop! (Pop!) We all are vultures if the culture's pop! (Pop!) When you want Daddy, what you call out? Pop! (Pop!) And speaking of Daddies, I'm the pa (Woo!) Who has the little darlin' with the million dollar jaw (Hey!) And when she gets a chewin' ain't no way she's gonna stop! This little star'll make your jaws drop! Woo! People of the world; allow me to introduce a little lady who is royalty of the highest order She's the Double Bubble Duchess, she's my daughter, and her name is Well, her name is... Well, my name is Violet Bauregarde And I like gum I chew so good it's made me the sensation I've become For over half a year, well I've been blowing this bazooka It's fruity, not nutty, like that stupid girl Veruca You'll find my competition are in traction or on crutches And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess The Double Bubble Duchess (Uh-huh!) That's her sticky claim to fame (That's right) She's always on the bubble (Yeah) So file it, Violet Bauregarde's her name Violet, your addition to chewing, where did it start? Well, it started as a baby, 'cause I talked a mile-a-minute My mama thought my mouth would stop if she put something in it No matter what she gave me, I could chew with inspiration I started breaking records with my dental dedication! It seemed she would chew anything she got within her clutches And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess The Double Bubble Duchess (The Double Bubble Duchess!) That's her sticky claim to fame (It's my fame!) She's always on the bubble (I'm always on the bubble) So file it, Violet Bauregarde's her name! Violet! What we really want to know is how did you get your ticket? When I heard about the contest, I joined the chocolate war I may like chewing gum, but I like winning even more I bought a Wonka bar, and through the wrapper started slashing I won a golden ticket and the cameras started flashing So now it seems I'm famous, I'm all over the T.V. Cornelia Prinzmetal, she's as jealous as can be! The movies are all calling, and the networks are pursuing I bet my dad could even sell this juicy fruit I'm chewing There's gold in them there molars, and in everything she touches And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess The Double Bubble Duchess (The Double Bubble Duchess!) That's her sticky claim to fame (It's my fame) She's always on the bubble And let me tell ya I love to snap, I love to chew! When I'm done, it's on your shoe! I'm never gonna stop Pop! Um, I heart gum! The Double Bubble Duchess That's her sticky claim to fame (Woo) She's always on the bubble (I'm always on the bubble) So file it, Violet Bauregarde's (You, you, yeah!) The Double Bubble Duchess (The Double Bubble Duchess) That's her sticky claim to fame (Sticky claim to fame) So don't you give her any trouble 'Cause let me tell you I'm here to pop and stake my claim! It's in the card Yes, Bauregarde's the name! Woo!