Long Road

When I ripped my pants I thought I had everybody on my side, But I went and blew it all sky high, And now she wont even spare a passing glance All just because I (rip) ripped my pants When big larry came round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants I no I shouldnt mope around I shouldnt curse But the pain feels so much worse Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun Then a burn from the sun (or sand in your buns!) Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget So listen and you wont regret Be true to urself dont miss your chance And you wont end up like the fool who ripped his pants