Piggy: I'm the Christmas Queen,
Of the Christmas Show,
Lovely, graceful, and classy.
When the curtain's drawn,
I'm a gorgeous swan,
Wonderful, pretty, and sassy.
She moves like a dream,
Except for her feet,
Every third line,
She might drop a beat.
Her dress is a vision in white,
If only it wasn't so tight.
Piggy: Watch it!
I'm the Christmas Queen,
Of the Christmas show,
Lovely, graceful, and classy.
When the curtain's drawn,
I'm a gorgeous swan,
With a slim, yet fit sweet chassy.
Man:Of course not!
Piggy: What's your problem?
When she moves to the left,
The stage starts to tilt,
Piggy: What?
She may be off key,
But she's sturdily built.
Her dancing is divine,
Piggy: Why, thank you.
She's as light on her feet as a swine.
Piggy:A swine?! I have a mind to tell you, I'm the Christmas Queen
Of the Christmas Show,
We'll talk later.
Lovely, graceful, and classy.
When the curtain's drawn,
I'm a gorgeous swan,
Men:Too bad she's just so darn bossy!
Piggy: Ah, shut up.
Piggy:Oh! This is the part where I put on angel wings!
Men:She flies.
Piggy:I fly.
Men:She soars.
Piggy:I soar.
Men:Two inches from the floor.
Piggy:Excuse me?
Men:It takes a hundred men,
Piggy:Careful.
Men:To hoist her up again.
Piggy:What?! I have never been so insulted! Put me down! Oof! Oohh.
Men: Her act's really great,
Except when she's on.
The crowd always cheers,
As soon as she's gone.
Her choreography's sweet,
Piggy:But of course.
Sadly she's got two left feet.
Piggy:You're gonna see my left hook in a second.
I'm the Christmas Queen,
Of the Christmas show,
Lovely, graceful, and classy.
When the curtain's drawn,
I'm a gorgeous swan,
Wonderful... Witty... Outta my way!
Men:And bossy!
Piggy:That's it! You're all fired!
Each and every one of you! Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah!
