If I Were a Bell

Ask me - How do I feel? Ask me now that we are cosy and clinging? Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing. From the moment we kissed tonight, Thats that way I've just got to behave. Boy, if I was a lamp I'd light, Or if I was a banner I'd wave. Ask me how do I feel? Little me with my quiet upbringing. Well sir, all I can say is if I was a gate I'd be swinging. Or if I was a watch I'd start popping my spring. Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding. Ask me - How do I feel? From this chemistry lesson I'm learning. Well sir, all I can say is if I was a bridge I'd be burning. Yes I knew my morale would crack. From the wonderful way that you looked. Boy, if I was a duck i'd quack. Or if I was a goose I'd be cooked. Ask me how do I feel? Ask me now that we're fondly caressing. Pal, if I was a salad I'd surely be splashing my dressing. Or if I were a top I'd start popping my spring Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong - DING!