Zero to Hero

Oh yeah! Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll Person of the Week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro, Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster, and you're talkin' S.R.O. He was a no one (a zero, zero) Now he's a honcho, he's a hero Here was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero, just like that! When he smiled, the girls went wild with oohs and aahs And they slapped his face on ev'ry vase (on ev'ry "vahse"!) From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you what's a Grecian urn Say amen! There he goes again Sweet and undefeated, and an awesome ten for ten Folks lined up just to watch him flex And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs (ow!) Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers He showed the moxie, brains and spunk (yeah!) From zero to hero, a major hunk Zero to hero, and who'da thunk? Who put the "glad" in gladiator? Hercules! Whose darin' deeds are great theater? Hercules! Isn't he bold? (Nobody braver) Is he sweet? (Our fav'rite flavor) Hercules (mmm, my man), Hercules (Hercules) Hercules, Hercules Hercules, Hercules Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll, undefeated Ridin' high, and the nicest guy not conceited He was a nothin' (a zero, zero) Now he's a honcho (he's a hero) He hit the heights at breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero (oh yeah!) Yes indeed!