Perfect Isn't Easy

(yawn, gasp) Girl, we've got work to do. Pass me the paint and glue Perfect isn't easy . . . But . . . it's . . . me When one knows the world is watching, One does what one must Some minor adjustments, darling -- Not for my vanity, But for humanity. Each little step a pose See how the breeding shows (grunt) Sometimes it's too much for even me! When all of the world says yes, Then who am I to say no? Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl, No, girl, you need a pro! Not a flea or a flaw Take a peek at that paw La dada dee dee da Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas? Unrivaled! Unruffled! I'm beauty unleashed! (yeah) Jaws drop, hearts stop So classic and classy We're not talkin' Lassie! Laaaaa, aaaah, oooo, arooo ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff arrroowl Though many covet my bone and bowl, They're barkin' up the wrong tree You pretty pups all over the city, I have your hearts and you have my pity Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty Perfect, my dear, Is me . . . (grunt!)