Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earngardt Smith... Johnson, Jr.

She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr. I guess you could say momma was a NASCAR fan I was born in Talladega up in the stands The fans all cheered the second I arrived The loudspeaker said "The boys' born to drive" We didn't have money for a pacifier So, I sucked on the valve of a Goodyear tire A seven pound eight ounce son-of-the-south Born with the taste for racing in my mouth She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr. I got my first real stock car when I was nine An old one momma bought off of Jeff Bodine The Winston Cup people said "The boys too young" Until I qualified second at Darlington How in the world can a nine year old child hit 197 at a time trial The man said momma ought be ashamed... "But by the way son, tell us what's your name" I told them Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr. I got a "Toys-R-Us" sponsor and a new pit crew Daytona loves little #52 The junior-high-school girls are all cheering for me I'm out their intimidating #3 But I ain't got room on my cards or my caps or the helmet I'm driving with To write Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr.