King of Sleaze

I'm big, I'm bad I might even be your dad I start each day with a bottle of Ripple Hell, I'm the guy that pierced your mama's nipple I do anything I please And I'm proud to tell you that I am The King of Sleaze Ya say yer man's dried up and yer lookin' fer kicks Well I can suck on you honey like a bucket of ticks Hoy, hoy back off boy 'Cause the women 'round here want the real McCoy I eat anything I please Don't need no monkey to pick my fleas 'Cause I'm the King of Sleaze I'm free as the breeze Stay up late if I please Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba