I went out on a little spree
Come back drunk about half past three
I'm in the doghouse now (I'm in the doghouse now)
In the doghouse now (in the doghouse now)
'cause I wouldn't give in, Lord I'm in the doghouse now
Slammed the door right in my face
Said I'd have to change my rooming place
I'm in the doghouse now (I'm in the doghouse now)
In the doghouse now (in the doghouse now)
'cause I wouldn't give in, Lord I'm in the doghouse now
Dog said baby you think you're so hot
You ain't got nothing that a cow ain't got
I'm in the doghouse now (I'm in the doghouse now)
In the doghouse now (in the doghouse now)
'cause I wouldn't give in, Lord I'm in the doghouse now
Every time that I try to go in
She hits me on the head with a rolling pin
I'm in the doghouse now (I'm in the doghouse now)
In the doghouse now (in the doghouse now)
'cause I wouldn't give in, Lord I'm in the doghouse now
Tell that man at your back door
He better scram before I get sore
I'm in the doghouse now (I'm in the doghouse now)
In the doghouse now (in the doghouse now)
'cause I wouldn't give in, Lord I'm in the doghouse now
All young men take my advice
Never trust a woman or a pair of dice
I'm in the doghouse now (I'm in the doghouse now)
In the doghouse now (in the doghouse now)
'cause I wouldn't give in, Lord I'm in the doghouse now
