We're All Gonna Die

"Well, hello everybody, my name is Marc with a C and I've been sent here to deliver a very important message to each and every one of you! That message reads as follows..." You might as well dance, cause one day you're all gonna die And you should have fun before your untimely demise You can't avoid the cold hand of death So you should be out there enjoying yourself We might as well dance, cause one day we're all gonna die That's right, you could be richer than God, but you're still gonna die! And you don't get no online friends in the afterlife We often forget that life is short So come over and dance on my front porch We might as well dance, cause one day we're all gonna die And that means all of the people in business suits And all the housewives addicted to tiramisu And all the french actors like Gerard Depardieu Well, they can come over and they can dance too As long as they don't bring their attitude! It won't kill you to be nice, since you're already gonna die! So cheer up, emo kids! Oh, it's only gonna get worse! You think life's hard now? Wait until you have to do your own taxes and your own laundry! But as for now? It's all ages and admission is free So, ignore your responsibilities And if you pick up some jelly beans Then you can come over and dance with me Nine out of ten leading dentists agree That you might as well dance 'cause one day you're all gonna die