Freak the Funk

Once upon a time I had a trade Thinkin' of a master plan to get paid I got a paper, and pencil Thinkin' of rhymes, like mental I went on and on it wouldn't stop Then I got the hang of it, it was hip-hop I started rollin' and flowin' with the tempo Sat and I thought yo it's all simple I just wrote, and wrote, and wrote a portion Put it on track, yo it was scorchin' Put the funk and made the beat standout All I heard from the crowds was shout Goin' wild from left to right I knew I had this party rockin' all night Heard a brother scream out "yo it's junk!" Man, you're crazy, cause I freak the funk Kosher, let the rhyme just sway through Listen to what I'm 'bout to say to you I make rappers wanna give up And sit back while they watch me live it up God bless, yes I'm creative Born in Brooklyn so you know I'm a native Takin' MC's to the border Hit the finish line and give orders Funk, something you can make up And if not, please don't you flake up I'm real, not the one flakin' Just because I'm light-skinned you think I can be taken? Now way José, let me speak With the exquisite style that is unique Don't play me like a punk I'm not a sucker, 'cause I freak the funk I told ya, but you never did listen Now I got the chance to start dissin' Instead of dissin' I'ma go through it Check it out, as I start to do it I'm the man, with the plan, to make you stand Get up and clap your hands Prove to you what I can do 'cause we're the crew So won't you just shoo Don't you play 'cause I'ma stay, stand in my way That's the price you pay Slammin' like Dorothy for the dunk 'Cause I freak the funk