The San Bernardino Boy

In his underwear Playin' in that dirty air And his daddy's in the Chino jail He'll grow up to be dumb as dirt by 23 With the county sheriff on his trail 714, who's that knockin' on my door? It's the San Bernardino Boy 909, everybody hide It's the San Bernardino Boy I seen him over by the keg Dancin' on his broken leg Blisters risin' on his sunburned hide Later on tonight, he's startin' up a fight 'Til those billy clubs commence to wail, yeah 714, who's that knockin' on my door? It's the San Bernardino Boy 909, somebody kill those lights It's the San Bernardino Boy Take it home Yeah, 714, who's that knockin' on my door? It's the San Bernardino Boy 909, somebody kill the lights It's the San Bernardino Boy In his rusty old Trans-Am one-hitter in his hand He's crankin' up that Back in Black There's his mother's on the stairs She offers up a prayer for those brain cells that ain't comin' back Yeah, 714, who's that knockin' on my door? It's the San Bernardino Boy (that's right) 909, somebody kill those lights It's the San Bernardino Boy Well, it's the San Bernardino Boy It's the San Bernardino Boy It's the San Bernardino Boy It's the San Bernardino Boy It's the San Bernardino Boy